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When Panta Claus came to town
The last glass of complimentary wine is in hand, the fine cheese is either gone or at the stage where it really should be binned, and the pine needles are just fading memories, occasionally sticking in...
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Gary Lactus’s Vault of Tymbus #1
I had nothing much to do this afternoon so I thought I’d visit my vault where I keep Tymbus. He’d been in there all week with only Amazing Spider-Man #583, Final Crisis #6 and The Spirit movie for...
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Toymageddon
This post is pure candy – zero content, just shameless aesthetic enjoyment. Whilst mulling over this recent Christmas, having watched the fizzing brain of my 18 month old niece as she fully...
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Gary Lactus’s Vault Of Tymbus #2
Download! This week, Tymbus talked to me about the following very important subjects whilst I punished him: Dark Avengers #1 Simpsons Comics #150 The Strange Deaths of Batman Mr. Terrific This happens...
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Testing, testing…. Batman 666 fan-fic comic script alert!
I honestly never intended for any of you lot to read this guff. However! When Zom found out I’d been writing comic scripts in my lazy hours, he insisted I put them up here. And then he said he thought...
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Batman 666 #2
“I thought this was, frankly, going to be so far up it’s arse it could taste itself. It weren’t though. Really enjoyed this…” Our hopes and fears for this fan-fic extravaganza captured by our good...
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The great sock weekender – roof
Things got a bit too much for a minute there in the loft. Get outside for some fresh air. There’s a balcony and it’s a warm night. There’s a crowd, chilled and clumped, sitting around, smoking,...
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Incredible Hulk pants V
These are my favourite new pants. They bring the total of Hulk pants to five, making the mean green smashing machine a clear winner in the pantularity stakes. (Regular skidophiles will remember that...
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A (hidden) grammar
Nah, mate, nah. English, eh? ING-LISH. So, I dunno – Mindless Ones’ premier anniversaire, and I’m hauling up the back end, with my monthly contrib of – occasionally – fauxcademic insight and link...
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Gary Lactus’s Vault of Tymbus #3
Well sorry, Man Thing, but here we go anyway (click to download). This week I pleasure myself by tormenting Tymbus with a choose your own adventure comic. An experience not to be missed. Some selected...
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Batman and Robin 666 #5 (new story arc!)
Sorry about the delay, Superteam. I would have posted this on Friday if it wasn’t for Zom’s notepad fucking up my shit. I was so angry I couldn’t face redoing the entire deleted file until today – I’m...
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Batman and Robin 666 #8
Click here to read the rest of the run And so ends our second story arc. We don’t have a wait for the trade philosophy round here so enough gets answered that it’s a satisfying conclusion, but we...
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Who’s got my Stray Bullets?! A journey into Gary Lactus’ comic collection.
Lady Lactus and myself have recently moved to a larger spaceship. This was an exciting development as my collection of floppy ephemera had been wrapped tightly in bin liners in the attic of our...
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Joe The Barbarian – Fun buy apollo geist
Well this. It’s a review of Joe the Barbarian #1 a new Vertigo comic by Our#1 Squeeze and Sean Murphy (who did that Hellblazer story with Jason Aaron a while back, the one with the bloke fucking a dead...
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Mindless Ones vs. Patrick Meaney – Grant Morrison: Talking with Gods
Pree-zentin’ what will probably be the most comprehensive interview you read with Patrick Meaney, the director of …this week, anyway. 1. So were you pooing yourself with excitement the whole time...
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Caped Crusader vs Dark Knight
‘thing is, i know we at mindless ones don’t really feel the need to justify these things or to bother kicking the argument about the way they might at, say, funnybook babylon, but i think the answer...
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Transformers: Who was your first? (aka Haven’t you wasted enough of your life...
Occasionally, certain men of a certain age will run out of things to say to each other. Conversation grinds to a dry halt, and the only course of action is to resort to a comfortable zone of the...
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Transformers: Toy Stories
There are many, many reasons why I might be considered an idiot, but if you were going to make a list – and believe me, I’ve made a few such lists in my time – then I’ve got a fair idea of what the top...
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“You know Judge Dredd? Well, he just hit on me!”– Thought Bubble 2011
As previously mentioned, the Mindless dream team of The Beast Must Die, Illogical Volume and Andrew “Mandrew” Hickey made it down to Leeds for this year’s Thought Bubble comics convention. These are...
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Doctor Who: Fifty Stories For Fifty Years: 1976
Through the millennia, the Time Lords of Gallifrey led a life of peace and ordered calm, protected against all threats from lesser civilisations by their great power. But this was to change. Suddenly,...
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